brian albert...

is majorly gorgeous

<3<3<3 always,
your via dolce groupiessss

Thank you loyal via dolche costomer whoever you are!

I agree 100% but you know he wasn't always the picturesque perfect specimen we see today. the story goes back quite a few years ago, you see one day as he was walking through the woods a wild-eyed chainsaw wielding maniac came up to him and offered brian, our tech guru, the ultimate gift, a Golden Chainsaw. Brian asked the the crazy lumberjack what he should do with it, to which his reply was "Clatu verata nectu" then ran away screaming. Although quite heavy and not very practical brian took the chainsaw and was for ever changed into the awsomeness know throughout the land as Brian the "Tecno Guru". thanks for reading along if you like this story and want to read more, check out my books on tape. Well ok you got me, you really wouldn't be reading them but then again shouldn't books on tape really be books on cd or better yet books on mp3???

ps told you I was a TV Show Host!

Your poll choices seem a bit skewed, Mr. Handyman. Where is the "maybe"? (You would have to earn the privilege by being very handy around the house first!)

Yeah really, Brian...your poll doesn't leave the ladies much room for escape... just like on your dates! ;)

don't think he put this posting up here... The original poster person is, I believe, the culprit for no other choices except yes... ;)

But you know my answer so... ;)

I actually thought at first "future Mrs." might have been Brian trying to stoke the flames of a potential fan club...but Brian's and Mrs.' posts appear to be coming from different IPs. I stand corrected!

that story was pretty strange :?

and there is no maybe on the poll because who wouldn't want to date brian!?

p.s. you have to let us know if you are going to be at Via Dolce again any time soon :wink:

p.s.s. :D
I think Jim 2.0 is a little bit jealous :wink:

A little bit? Those luxuriant blonde locks...the jumpsuit...the online fan club...try a lot jealous!

Those luxuriant golden locks are fun to play with... ;)

Can't wait to see the outcome of the "Battle". Hopefully the snow and clouds will subside for an hour or so in order to get a pic of the moon...

haha well atleast Jim 2.0 isn't in denial :D

Ok let me set the story stright, no I'm not the blogger futureMrs.Albert. Nor did i pay anybody to be said person. I'm just Brian the totally awsome heavy metal guru that laughs in the face of adversion and challanges. For when I speek it is like the roar of a thousand huricanes.....or is that when i snor..... no wait it's deffinatly roar I really don't snor....anyway where was I.... oh yeah, Jims Jealous!

"I'm just Brian the totally awsome heavy metal guru that laughs in the face of adversion and challanges"

you forgot hott :wink:

and nice spelling; you only misspelled three words :D

Well, in Brian's defense, you did misspell the word "hot." (Although I do give you props for not spelling it "hawt.")

You're not going to be one of those naggy Mrs.'s, are you, futureMrs.Albert? ;)

In my defense, the extra "t" was for emphasis. :D

and no i don't think so :)

hey maybe you could be the grammer guru!!!!!!

hmmm...

That doesn't sound quite as fun as being a "Techno-Guru," but i guess i could deal :D

For the furtureMrs.albert... I will try to conquer the mastery of the english language so that I may become the Grammer Guru as well!!!! After all having two guru titles is better then one!!!!

aw Brian; that's so sweet of you! :wink: haha
i'm flattered :D