Tech Joke of the Week

Engineer's Pick-up lines

Tech Joke of the Week

Engineer's Pick-up lines

Nov 14, 2008

Its that time of the week again!

No, It's not Peanut Butter and Jelly time. Its time for my pick of Tech Joke of the Week. This week I am sharing something a little more personal.

Engineer's Pick-Up Lines

Engineers are known for thinking outside the box. Well this holds true when thinking of Pick-Up Lines as well.

This week's Jokes are courtesy of Zach's Page of Science and Technology Jokes. Zach shares his favorite Engineer's Pick-up Lines which are quite funny.

"Isn't your email address beautiful_girl@mydreams.com?"

My personal favorite:

"Girl, you're sweeter than Glucose!"

"You and I would add up better than the Riemann Sum!"

"We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes!"

"You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!"

LOL read them all here.

Enjoy!

...and for your viewing pleasure, this week's pick of best FiOS commercial. Well, its actually a compilation of the commercials featuring Matt McCarthy. Enjoy!

Posted by Guru Lloyd | tagged: joke, funny, Lloyd, video

3 comments

  1. Gavin Says:

    Nov 14, 2008 2:43 pm

    Dibs on the "glucose" line

  2. Dee Says:

    Nov 14, 2008 2:46 pm

    Lloyd, are you actually using these pickup lines on human girls? ;)

  3. Guru Lloyd Says:

    Nov 14, 2008 3:08 pm

    Fair enough Gavin...my new favorite is,
    "My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing." lol

    Dee, personally, I use them on human girls, but no where is it written that these lines are for human use only. :)

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