NAME: Lloyd Emelle
CODE NAMES: Android Lloyd (he does a mean robot dance), Tex
GENDER: Male
HOME TOWN: Houston, Texas
DATE OF BIRTH: 10/30/1984
HEIGHT: 1702 mm
WEIGHT: 183.23 lbs.
HAIR: Black
EYES: Brown
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Smooth smile, upturned jumpsuit collar, fly kicks.
SPECIAL SKILLS: Computer engineering, programming, web development (can design a fully functional website in less than a day), translating Geekese to plain English, busting moves.

PAST PROJECTS: Custom-built, voice-activated computer for the Jesserer Bat Cave; integrated, networked Zaharko family server; networked webcam security system for the Kaczors; MoodSwings interactive music analysis program; Real Time End-to-End Electric Demand System (a system built to monitor power and activity within a home, a neighborhood, city, or state); Music Search Engine - search for songs based on song title, artist or lyrics.

FUTURE PROJECT: Development of a fully autonomous system that can be installed into any home, office, automobile, etc. The system will be a learning system, adapting to your mood type (using a MoodSwings-like approach) and becoming your "right hand man".

SECRET WEAPON: My little brother Kilroy. He actually comes up with all the ideas, and writes all my code!
THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING "HIS HAIR." You're welcome. Wait, can I change it to "his devastating good looks"?
NOPE, TOO LATE. :-(
ACHILLES' HEEL: That's a tendon located on the posterior side of the leg, connecting the calf and soleus muscles to the calcaneus. What is this, an anatomy quiz now?
NO, I MEANT...OH, NEVER MIND, MR. SCIENCE MAN. Alrighty then.
TEAM ROLE: Lloyd is the computer genius, pairing his digital skills with Brian's old-school mechanics and circuitry to create truly one-of-a-kind creations. He is also Supreme Ruler and Overlord of the Gurus.
REALLY? DO THE OTHER GURUS KNOW ABOUT THIS? Not yet. We'll tell them "Deputy Vice President," though, so they don't get jealous.

FUN FACT: As a young child, Lloyd was so smart that his mother changed his birth certificate so he could start Kindergarten early.
REALLY? Yep.
WOW. SMOOTH OR CHUNKY: Smooth, baby.
SPICY OR MILD: Spicy!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEARTBURN? Try mixing a little baking soda in some warm water.
HMM...THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, THANKS. No problem. Can I get back to building this new computer now?
IN JUST A SEC. IF HE WERE A HIGH-TECH GIZMO, LLOYD WOULD BE: Until AI advances to the point of creating sentience, I don't feel this is a valid query, even if I somehow had a choice about which sentient system my consciousness would be theoretically transferred into.
UHH...WAS THAT A JOKE OR SOMETHING? 0100111001101111

Posted by Jim 2.0 | tagged: bio, Lloyd, Techno-Guru