NAME: Brian Albert
CODE NAME: Heavy Metal Handyman
GENDER: Male
HOME TOWN: Philadelphia suburbs
HOME PLANET: Unknown
DATE OF BIRTH: 10/31/1974
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 190 lbs.
HAIR: Blonde
EYES: Blue
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Luxuriant golden locks, crazy look in eye.
SPECIAL SKILLS: Props and special effects. If My Home 2.0 needs something that hasn't been invented yet, Brian can build it. If anything needs to be welded, sewed, electrified, roboticized, or uh, carpentered, Brian's your guy. And he plays a pretty mean bass guitar.

PAST PROJECTS: Rock-'n'-Roll Playroom; The Shadow Wall; The Bat Cave; The Car Couch.

FUTURE PROJECTS: Guess we'll find out in the new season of My Home 2.0!

SECRET WEAPON: You'd think it was the crazy saw contraption he built for an indie horror flick (above), but it's actually the aforementioned luxuriant hair, which holds the key to all his powers of invention.

ACHILLES' HEEL: Scissors! Stay away from the hair, people.

TEAM ROLE: Brian is the "Mad Scientist" of the Gurus. Lots of people can dream up crazy contraptions. It takes a special kind of crazy to actually build them...in three days.

FUN FACT: The first baseball stadium was built in Pittsburgh in 1909!
NO, I MEAN FUN FACT ABOUT BRIAN: A diehard theme park and rollercoaster nut, Brian has made it his mission to ride every rollercoaster in North America. Next on the tour: The Midwest!

SMOOTH OR CHUNKY: Chunky.
SPICY OR MILD: Spicy.
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD: Okay.
IS IT THE JACK OF CLUBS? Nope.
DANG. I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD THIS TRICK DOWN. Oh well, better luck next time.
THANKS, MAN. IF HE WERE A HIGH-TECH GIZMO, BRIAN WOULD BE: An animatronic Brian. This questionnaire is getting a bit silly, isn't it?
YES, IT IS.

Posted by Jim 2.0 | tagged: bio, Brian, Techno-Guru